A weekend post. Asking the Large Language Models (LLMs) for some humour about themselves. These two are quite telling of key issues... joking aside:

Why did the Large Language Model break up with the dictionary?
Because it found the dictionary too "definitive" and not "creative" enough!
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Why did the large language model go on a diet? 
Because it wanted to lose some bytes!

At Robotic Online Intelligence (ROI), we integrate and deploy LLMs into our Kubro(TM) Information Engine, specifically for data extraction, summarization, and document analysis. That's for data companies/data collection operations and investment research use cases so far.